I used to have a girlfriend called Stella...
She would always get me into trouble. We used to hang out every night. We were inseparable. It always started out like fun, but by the end of the night I'd always do something stupid and I guess she was left feeling kind of... empty. Occasionally we'd hang out with this girl from St. Pauli, but that wouldn't exactly improve things. They'd do dumb things like push me down the stairs and stuff. Just for a laugh.
I guess I shouldn't bad-mouth 'em too much. We did have a lot of fun together. We'd throw parties and invite our friends, Bud, Pabst and Jack over. We'd crank the stereo with that Ramones song "My Corona" and dance on the table. We used to talk about everything. It probably sounded stupid to any outsider, but it made perfect sense to us. Ah, those were the days, ha?
Well, anyway, I met someone new already. This bloke from Ireland called Kaliber. He's a really nice guy. I think I'll give him a call now. :o)
-silver

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Hey Silver,
Yer pal Kaliber is fae Scotland? Ye sure? I think she's Irish masell. I guess Irish an' Scotch is the same thing tae abidy apart fae the Irish an' the Scots. An' whiskey drinkers.
Ony-wyes, I used tae hang oot wi Coca Cola a' the time, bit she jist gid me really sare moo ulcers and made me burp a lot. Yer Kaliber soonds like a much better sort.
Yeah, I know he's Irish... I always get him confused with my other old buddy Glen... who's very sexy, but he thinks he has a tendency to get nasty when you hang around him too much...
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